Smells like Bean Spirit

Once upon a time in the beyond, an angel made tender offers for the renovation of the Heaven’s Gate. Three people who were projects manager in their lifetime proposed enthusiastic their plans for the project

The first project manager with the lowest offer come from Japan.

“How much is your offer…”, said the angel.

“Only 300 dollar. 100 dollar for the materials, 100 dollar for the worker, 100 dollar for my benefit.”, said the Japanese.

The second project manager from America offered a little bit higher cost.

“For a better quality I suggest 600 dollar. In detail, 200 dollar for the materials, 200 dollar for the worker, and 200 dollar for my benefit.”

The angel nodded and invite the third project manager from Indonesian to present his proposal.

With high self-confidence the bald headed man who had a beautiful life from government projects said :

“My offer is 5300 dollar.”

The angel was astonished. Before he could ask about the details, the project manager from Indonesian came nearer immediately and whispered, “Calm down! For you 2500 dollar, for me 2500 dollar, and let the Japanese finish it.”

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